Have you had a health scare?
Doctors tell you your only option is more medication
Fix your metabolism & life gets much better!
"Yes, I Want a Better Life!"
Private Metabolic Coaching for People Who Are Done Guessing
Book a 'FIT' Call
Fix the underlying metabolic problem—so fat loss becomes the result, not the battle.
You’ve tried “eat less, move more.” You’ve tried tracking, hacks, and motivation sprints. If your body keeps bouncing back, it’s not because you’re weak, it’s because your metabolism is calling the shots.
This is high‑touch, confidential coaching built from 19 years of real-world self-experimentation (including getting off 6 medications) and designed for people who want a clear plan, real accountability, and fast course-corrections, without the noise.
This is a non‑medication option. No injection-first approach. No outsourcing the whole problem to a script. (If you’re already on medications, we coach your habits and systems—your prescribing decisions stay with you and your clinician.)
$1,000/month • Only 8 spots left for 2026
This is for you if…
You’re serious about changing your health and you want a plan you can actually execute.
You’ve “done the right things” and still feel stuck (energy, appetite, cravings, sleep, weight, labs—any of it).
You want straight answers, not vague wellness advice.
You’re ready to be coached—not entertained.
This is not for you if…
You want a quick trick without changing anything.
You want endless options, debate, and theory with no action.
You’re looking for a cheap program with generic templates.
What we work on (the outcomes)
We focus on the fundamentals that actually move metabolic health:
A simple, personalised nutrition strategy you can sustain
Hunger and craving control (so willpower isn’t the plan)
Daily structure that fits real life (work, family, travel)
Strength, movement, recovery, and sleep as levers—not guilt
Decision making systems: what to do when life hits, not “start again Monday”
"Progress is Inevitable."
No “28‑day challenge.” This is the long game.
Short term challenges can create short term compliance. They rarely create lasting metabolic change. We’re building something different: the skills, standards, and feedback loops that keep working months from now. Give this 12 months and you’ll be genuinely astounded at where your health can be. Not because you found the perfect hack—because you built the right system.
$1,000/month • Only 8 spots left for 2026
Book a 'FIT' Call
What you get (what $1,000/month includes)
1) Weekly 1:1 Coaching Calls
Google Meet calls focused on decisions, obstacles, and next actions
Clear “do this next” plan before you get off the call
2) Between‑Call Accountability (Email)
Check ins, adjustments, and quick course-corrections via email
You won’t be left alone for a week hoping you stay on track
3) Your Personal Playbook
A living set of rules and principles tailored to you (food, routine, travel, stress, events)
Built to reduce confusion and decision fatigue
4) Your “In Your Corner” Support Team
Every serious athlete has a team: a coach, people who keep them accountable, and support when pressure hits.
That’s the model here.
Me (your coach): plan, feedback, accountability, and fast course-corrections
Optional chaplain support: a confidential, grounded support person (like you’d find in pro sports) for tough seasons—pressure, grief, family strain, identity shifts, or the mental load of being “the strong one".
Always opt‑in. Always confidential. No preaching, no agenda—just support.
Privacy isn’t a feature. It’s the standard.
Most coaching businesses grow by broadcasting “social proof.” That’s not how we operate.
We do not use your business or personal information to promote our work.
No surprise testimonials, no screenshots, no name drops, no “case study” posts.
If you ever choose to share a win publicly, it’s your decision—and it happens with explicit written consent.
Your confidentiality is paramount.
Simple logistics (no apps, no noise)
Communication happens via email
Calls happen on Google Meet in your browser
No additional apps, platforms, communities, or logins required
If you can use email and click a link, you’re good.
Why listen to me?
I’m not coming at this from theory. I spent 19 years studying and stress testing what actually works in real life—then used it to resolve multiple health issues and come off 6 medications. I’m also a builder by nature: I’ve started businesses, led teams, operated in high compliance environments, and I coach with a bias toward clarity, action, and results.
How it works
Apply (so we’re both serious and it’s a fit)
Fit Call (15 minutes to confirm goals, constraints, and readiness)
Start (weekly coaching + email support)
FAQ
“Do you offer medical advice?”
No. Coaching is education, behavior change, and accountability. If anything suggests medical review, we’ll treat that seriously and coordinate around your clinician.
“What if I’m busy and my life is chaotic?”
That’s exactly why this is 1:1. We build a plan that works under pressure—then we adapt it.
“How long should I expect to stay?”
Most people stay long enough to build competence and consistency—not just get a burst of motivation. We’ll review monthly and decide what makes sense.
Ready to stop guessing?
If you want a clear plan, honest feedback, and tight accountability—with total confidentiality—this is built for you.
$1,000/month • Only 8 spots left for 2026
Private Metabolic Coaching for You, Stop Guessing.
Book a 'FIT' Call
Meet your team
Our team is here to help you navigate challenges and stay on track with your health goals.
DuncDad Fischer
Chief Coach
Ps. Joe Armstrong
Chaplain
John Johnson
Conditioning
join[at]themetabolic.academy
Location
Armidale, NSW, Australia